Because I love to sleep

I haven't had a blog since fucking high school. And that was usually just me posting song lyrics and trying to discuss boys in very non-chalent ways. The typical "I am dark and nobody understands me" teenage years (I have to admit though, that I still go through that phase when the timing is right/I have had too much to drink).

And inevitably, I'll delete this after I get bored and/or embarrassed.

But do you know what my biggest problem is?

I don't sleep at night.

Which is terrible, because sleeping is my hobby. It is my favorite thing to do. It is encouraged and healthy to go in a soft comfortable bed each night, freely and legally hallucinate and stay that way for hours. Its amazing.
But I do sleep. Usually in the afternoon. It's a sick cycle that I stay up til all hours of the night and then by the time the day comes along, I'm so damn tired, I have to take long, glorious naps. Last semester that was my schedule. Stay up til 3 in the morning, go to class at 8 am, come back to the apartment, eat lunch while watching Wife Swap and then take epic naps.

And this schedule has abrubtly ended because the semester is over and I'm on break at home. And you know what? My parents are very ANTI-NAP. They think there are many more important things to do, like clean my room/my car/the bathroom/the lawn.

So I expected that today - the first of many non-napping days ahead of me, I would be exhausted by the time I got home and would sleep like a baby.
NOPE. Here I am, wide awake at 3:19 am.
And at most I will sleep until 10 am tomorrow to be waken up in the most adorable way possible of my dog crying outside my door. And that's a max of 10 am, cause usually Molly finds her way upstairs much earlier. Which I don't mind, because it is the only PROPER way to wake up. I love Molly MORE then I love sleeping, because she is the only being in the world who is always excited to see me, no matter what I look like, what time of day it is, or how long its been. I can just go into the bathroom for a minute and come out and she will greet me like it's been years. I love her unconditionally.

So anyways. Here I am, awake with no possiblity of a nap tomorrow. Unless I'm stealth and sneak one in.

Random thought of the night: Is it possible to grow a third nipple?